best flirting tips

You will seem strong and important and all the girls will love you and your hilarious words.

Girls love flowers. Make sure the flower lives forever by using electricity and spells.

If youre worried that she wont read it, send her an anonymous whisper. Whispers are harder to ignore than notes.

Women respond well to pleasant, fresh scents. Use scented Yankee candles as deodorant Youll have to really mash the scented candle into your pits to make it rub off.

Your germs will then be a part of her body. Its like a bacteria/virus baby. Aww How sweet Shakespeare himself couldnt write such a romance.

Tell her something funny, such as a joke, or better yet, explain a meme to her. If she doesnt laugh at your explanation, explain it harder. So, its like a picture of Willy Wonka, right? And then the text is like sorta mean but polite and sarcastic. Its funny Why arent you laughing?

When a hot guy falls into the hole offer him a rope. Once rescued, he will be grateful and marry you. If a total loser falls into the hole, you will have to marry him instead, so be careful.

Which Harry Potter spell is the best. Stand firm and do not compromise. Though your relationship will never come to fruition due to your stubbornness, at least hell know that the Patronus spell is all flash and not really that great.

You know what I like best about the word fruit? You and I are together. And then add, Get it? while clapping.

Flirt with your eyelashes by lining up your old eyelashes so they spell, Date my entire body.